15 smešnih tvitova za roditelje koji i vole i mrze knjige za decu
Za sve one roditelje koji su morali iznova i iznova da čitaju istu prokletu knjigu.
Teško je ne voleti knjige za decu. Ilustracije, duhovite i često veoma inspirativne poruke čine ih praktično neodoljivim. Ali, čitanje knjige detetu često uopšte ne izgleda kao aktivnost za opuštanje. I zaboravite na to da ćete neku priču pročitati samo jednom.
Duhovitim roditeljima na Tviteru su ove muke dobro poznate. Izdvojili smo nekoliko tvitova koji najbolje dočaravaju njihova osećanja prema dečijim knjigama.
I'm at my most Batman when my son asks to read a book for the 10th time that day.
As he turns around to find me, (POOF) I'm gone.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) September 21, 2017
A Bearer of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut – Moja najbolja imitacija Betmena je kad me sin pita da mu pročitam knjigu po deseti put tog dana. Dok se okrene da me nađe, (PUF) nestao sam.
Before kids: My goal is to read a book a week, starting with 1984.
After kids: My goal is to read any book that isn't Goodnight Moon.— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) July 31, 2017
MyMomologue @MyMomologue – Pre dece: moj cilj bio je da čitam jednu knjigu nedeljno, počev od „1984“. Otkad imam decu: moj cilj je da pročitam bilo koju knjigu, osim „Goodnight Moon“.
Please read this book to me so I can interrupt you 50 times and make you explain every sentence. Also, I’ll need two potty breaks. -kids
— Court (@Discourt) February 26, 2013
Court @Discourt – Molim vas, hoćete li da mi čitate ovu knjigu da mogu da vas prekinem 50 puta i nateram da mi objasnite svaku rečenicu. Osim toga, moraću i dva puta na nošu. – deca...
I've actually read about 10,000 books in my lifetime if you include the books I just now read to my toddler before bed.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) February 28, 2017
mark@TheCatWhisperer – Ja sam u svom životu zapravo pročitao oko 10.000 knjiga, ako računamo i one koje u poslednje vreme čitam detetu pred spavanje.
I know you passively aggressively bought my kids a book that is too big to fit on any bookshelf. I just don't know what I did to deserve it.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) June 7, 2017
Sara Says Stop@PetrickSara – Shvatila sam vašu pasivno-agresivnu nameru sa kojom ste mojoj deci kupili knjigu koja je prevelika da bi stala na bilo koju policu. Samo ne znam čime sam to zaslužila.
Stickiest things in the world:
3) Lollipops
2) Glue
1) Children's library books— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 19, 2016
RobertKnop@FatherWithTwins – Najlepljivije stvari na svetu: 3) Lizalice; 2) Lepak; 1) Dečije knjige iz biblioteke.
[library]
Me: There are many books to read and learn from. Pick one and let’s read it together.
4yo: Ok...This one.
Me: (opens book and realizes how much reading I’ll have to do)
No good, try again.— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) November 16, 2017
MotherPlaylist@MotherPlaylist – [biblioteka] Ja: Postoji mnogo knjiga koje možemo da čitamo i puno toga naučimo.
Četvorogodišnjak: U redu... ova.
Ja: (otvaram knjigu i shvatam koliko ću morati da čitam) Nije dobra, nađi neku drugu.
The 5 y.o. learned to read; it's bittersweet. While seeing her master a skill is sweet, I'm bitter that she can now tell when I skip pages.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) May 31, 2017
Stephanie Ortiz @Six Pack Mom – Moja petogodišnjakinja je naučila da čita; podeljena su mi osećanja. Oduševljena sam dok je posmatram kako se usavršava u tome, ali me ne raduje što će sada znati kada preskačem stranice dok joj čitam.
You know you're truly a parent when you are required to show the pictures in the book you are reading to the stuffed animals in the room.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 7, 2017
Abe Yospe@Cheeseboy22 – Sigurni ste da ste postali roditelj tek onog trenutka kada slike iz knjige počnete da pokazujete plišanim igračkama u sobi.
for five straight hours. Sit down and start reading a book to my kids: yawn 12 times in a row.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) October 7, 2014
Kate Hall @KateWhineHall – Pod uzbunom čitavih pet sati. Sela i počela da čitam knjigu deci: zevnula 12 puta za redom.
Shortening up long kid books like, "This is the beginning. Some stuff happened. The end. Goodnight, sweetheart!"
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) October 16, 2017
Walking Outside @WalkingOutside – Kratka verzija dugačkih knjiga za decu: „Ovo je početak. Svašta se izdešavalo. Kraj. Laku noć, ljubavi!“
I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) May 31, 2016
Jennifer Lizza @uotsmatredmommy – Nikada nisam znala koliko je čoveku potrebno da zaspi dok nisam dobila decu. Ukoliko ste se pitali, potrebna su 2 sata, 3 čaše vode i 18 knjiga.
Izvor : huffingtonpost.com
Autor: Tejlor Pitman
Prevod: Maja Horvat
